*Look everyone, Naruto has found a new way to entertain himherself! Hopping along in notsowintetry clothing, sexy no jutsu-fied~! All of you poor men that happen to cross hisher path, beware.*

*Hums a little song, hips swaying, hair swishing.*

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Wh-What? *Suddenly, he is frozen in place, unable to pull away.* The Hell...?! Damnit, Shikamaru, if this is some twisted prank on your part I will bloody...*Looking around, trying to pull himself away by clinging to the door frame. Looks for a connecting shadow but SPOTS NONE.*

This....

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

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.....

....

Boooooriiiing.

O-OI…. The bloody fuck is this…it even…on…*you can hear buttons being pushed and annoyed growls*

HELLO? HELLO CAN ANYON-

*Cuts off before coming back in*

-ece of SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE GO TO HELL GAHHH *Sounds of the thing being smashed into a wall before stopping. Silence, then he speaks up, tapping the speaker*

…Hello?

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